Слепил оное в мае. На русский не перевожу, ибо не стоит. 
1. Everyone is always connected.
2. If you feel disconnected, remind yourself of #1.
3. There are always pools of blood in the shadows.
4. Where are all the vampires?
5. It's not a rule, it's a layer. A layer dedicated to me. Get jealous, now.
6. The Internet2's real name is The Wired and you know it.
7. The Wired and the real world are one the same.
8. The Wired doesn't really exist.
9. The real world doesn't really exist.
10. You're not needed in the real world.
11. Or maybe love needs you...
12. ... let's all love Lain!
13. It's a lucky number.
14. Madeleines are yummy.
15. When you get near your computer, you always undress.
16. Nobody knows what's fun and why.
17. Yet you still undress.
18. A real hacker must always carry an umbrella behind his back.
19. Try going around and asking everyone to "connect". You may make a happy exclusion for that guy in prison named Bubba.
20. If you agree with #10, you probably shouldn't make any exclusions.
21. You dream of a day when Lain will come visit you right from the TV screen.
22. Lain doesn't have long black hair and she doesn't dress in a wet white gown.
23. If you think she does, maybe you should get a thorough debugging?...
24. ...you lousy piece of application.
25. Think different.
26. Don't you wish that SEL would have this much episodes?
27. You shop at mebious.co.uk.
28. Cyberia is a part of Russia.
29. Who needs Pornography if we have Infornography?
30. Alice Mizuki is hot.
31. But Lain Iwakura is hotter.
32. And Lain of the Wired is even hotter.
33. Lain is omnipresent, thus Lain is omniscient.
34. Lain is omniscient, thus Lain is never wrong.
35. I may be wrong about #32.
36. I may be wrong, thus I am not Lain.
37. I am not Lain, thus I am not hot.
38. I may be wrong about #37, too.
39. I can actually go on like this forever.
40. But Lain is still hot.
41. And you love Lain.
42. And you even have some Lain hentai.
43. And you want to send it to me.
44. This is your favorite track.
45. You get to see naked Lain before you die. Ain't that great?
46. You see an alien at your doorway at night.
47. It was you who gave him that stupid sweater.
48. Let me ask you, have you seen a little girl around here?
49. Men In Black didn't catch that alien because there weren't Agent K with them.
50. Halfway there. Or maybe not.
51. Or maybe yes.
52. You should just rewrite bad memories.
53. You can't spell Nine Inch Lains properly.
54. By standing in the street and stretching your hands towards the sky, you get Closer To God.
55. Right, Lain is God!
56. God is hot!
57. If you want to be free of suffering, you should believe in God.
58. Lain is a lesbian.
59. God is a lesbian.
60. Lesbians rock.
61. Let's all be lesbians.
62. Let's all love Lain!
63. You have an evil twin.
64. And a hot girlfriend.
65. Your evil twin enjoys watching your girlfriend masturbate.
66. Who doesn't?
67. Strangling your evil twin is the best way to check her temperature.
68. Fondling your girlfirend's breast and whispering "doki doki" is the best way to show your love to her.
69. This is not a number, this is a position.
70. I'd love to try this position out with Lain...
71. No, #68 is probably the second best way after all.
72. And never let creepy perverts fondle your breasts! Remember the Third Impact?
73. That's right, you touch a wrong girl's boob and she begins stalking your children.
74. You don't have any children. Because you're a lesbian.
75. If you're a male, you can still be a lesbian.
76. You should just rewrite memories of your manhood.
77. Ouch.
78. Cyberians are always cybering.
79. A/S/L?
80. You see smoke coming out of your fingers.
81. You can smell it.
82. It smells like weed.
83. You shoot little girls with toys on sight.
84. You're still reading this.
85. If some teenager says that SlaylorMon is a real anime, kill him.
86. Though no, wait, just a spit in his direction will be enough.
87. If some teenager says that PukeMoon is a real anime, kill him.
88. And don't expect me to change my mind - KILL HIM!
89. If, while reading all this, you felt offended, you suck.
90. If you don't understand something in the series, you suck.
91. You suck.
92. You wear a bear hat and wires all over your body.
93. You feel connected... enough to step aside and weep like a widow...
94. You use a mouse with one button and you play pixelated FPMUDs.
95. You're a sole survivor of the K.I.D.S.
96. Everyone thinks that you're a loon, but you know that you're just emulating the non-yet-existing Navi system with your brain.
97. To reproduce yourself, do Ctrl+C -> Ctrl+V.
98. There is a strange mark all over your copy-books. If someone asks what it is, you lecture them on twenty-two generations of history of the Knights of Eastern Calculus.
99. Lain exists in all sorts of people. In you, too.
100. Fulfill the prophecy!
101. Have you ever seen THE Lain?
1. Everyone is always connected.
2. If you feel disconnected, remind yourself of #1.
3. There are always pools of blood in the shadows.
4. Where are all the vampires?
5. It's not a rule, it's a layer. A layer dedicated to me. Get jealous, now.
6. The Internet2's real name is The Wired and you know it.
7. The Wired and the real world are one the same.
8. The Wired doesn't really exist.
9. The real world doesn't really exist.
10. You're not needed in the real world.
11. Or maybe love needs you...
12. ... let's all love Lain!
13. It's a lucky number.
14. Madeleines are yummy.
15. When you get near your computer, you always undress.
16. Nobody knows what's fun and why.
17. Yet you still undress.
18. A real hacker must always carry an umbrella behind his back.
19. Try going around and asking everyone to "connect". You may make a happy exclusion for that guy in prison named Bubba.
20. If you agree with #10, you probably shouldn't make any exclusions.
21. You dream of a day when Lain will come visit you right from the TV screen.
22. Lain doesn't have long black hair and she doesn't dress in a wet white gown.
23. If you think she does, maybe you should get a thorough debugging?...
24. ...you lousy piece of application.
25. Think different.
26. Don't you wish that SEL would have this much episodes?
27. You shop at mebious.co.uk.
28. Cyberia is a part of Russia.
29. Who needs Pornography if we have Infornography?
30. Alice Mizuki is hot.
31. But Lain Iwakura is hotter.
32. And Lain of the Wired is even hotter.
33. Lain is omnipresent, thus Lain is omniscient.
34. Lain is omniscient, thus Lain is never wrong.
35. I may be wrong about #32.
36. I may be wrong, thus I am not Lain.
37. I am not Lain, thus I am not hot.
38. I may be wrong about #37, too.
39. I can actually go on like this forever.
40. But Lain is still hot.
41. And you love Lain.
42. And you even have some Lain hentai.
43. And you want to send it to me.
44. This is your favorite track.
45. You get to see naked Lain before you die. Ain't that great?
46. You see an alien at your doorway at night.
47. It was you who gave him that stupid sweater.
48. Let me ask you, have you seen a little girl around here?
49. Men In Black didn't catch that alien because there weren't Agent K with them.
50. Halfway there. Or maybe not.
51. Or maybe yes.
52. You should just rewrite bad memories.
53. You can't spell Nine Inch Lains properly.
54. By standing in the street and stretching your hands towards the sky, you get Closer To God.
55. Right, Lain is God!
56. God is hot!
57. If you want to be free of suffering, you should believe in God.
58. Lain is a lesbian.
59. God is a lesbian.
60. Lesbians rock.
61. Let's all be lesbians.
62. Let's all love Lain!
63. You have an evil twin.
64. And a hot girlfriend.
65. Your evil twin enjoys watching your girlfriend masturbate.
66. Who doesn't?
67. Strangling your evil twin is the best way to check her temperature.
68. Fondling your girlfirend's breast and whispering "doki doki" is the best way to show your love to her.
69. This is not a number, this is a position.
70. I'd love to try this position out with Lain...
71. No, #68 is probably the second best way after all.
72. And never let creepy perverts fondle your breasts! Remember the Third Impact?
73. That's right, you touch a wrong girl's boob and she begins stalking your children.
74. You don't have any children. Because you're a lesbian.
75. If you're a male, you can still be a lesbian.
76. You should just rewrite memories of your manhood.
77. Ouch.
78. Cyberians are always cybering.
79. A/S/L?
80. You see smoke coming out of your fingers.
81. You can smell it.
82. It smells like weed.
83. You shoot little girls with toys on sight.
84. You're still reading this.
85. If some teenager says that SlaylorMon is a real anime, kill him.
86. Though no, wait, just a spit in his direction will be enough.
87. If some teenager says that PukeMoon is a real anime, kill him.
88. And don't expect me to change my mind - KILL HIM!
89. If, while reading all this, you felt offended, you suck.
90. If you don't understand something in the series, you suck.
91. You suck.
92. You wear a bear hat and wires all over your body.
93. You feel connected... enough to step aside and weep like a widow...
94. You use a mouse with one button and you play pixelated FPMUDs.
95. You're a sole survivor of the K.I.D.S.
96. Everyone thinks that you're a loon, but you know that you're just emulating the non-yet-existing Navi system with your brain.
97. To reproduce yourself, do Ctrl+C -> Ctrl+V.
98. There is a strange mark all over your copy-books. If someone asks what it is, you lecture them on twenty-two generations of history of the Knights of Eastern Calculus.
99. Lain exists in all sorts of people. In you, too.
100. Fulfill the prophecy!
101. Have you ever seen THE Lain?
